This tattooed freak didn't need much coaxing. After I showed her my ink, she show me her pink, and it was on. The more I slapped her colorful ass, the hornier she got! Like her family at the circus, this AlternaMILF was a skillful sword swallower; and one who made fantastic slurping ! Feeling creative, I left my own Jackson Pollack inspired work of art dangling from her chin.

January 8, 2009

Tommy and I knew we would score if we went to the tourist side of town and we did! This 30 year old beauty joins us from Australia where she left her 2 kids and husband for a trip to the west. Apparently she had never been fucked by a Canadian before. We fixed that, and we fixed it good. She kept on trying to do things up side down though...I guess it’s an Aussie thing. Either way, it made for an interesting afternoon!

December 24, 2008

Short haired office bitch Jezebel is walking to her car in the carpark after work when she gets stopped and seduced by smooth talking stud Benjamin Brat. He takes her back to his crib and gets her in the mood with some dirty talk, prompting her to take off all her clothes. She's still so he goes down on her until she's begging for a fuck. She sucks his cock a little nervously, her short hair allowing you to see every inch of his cock thrusting in and out of her throat. He turns her over on the couch - she's got a big tattoo on her buttock that attests to her salubrious past - and nails her like an animal doggystyle.

December 4, 2008

Holy fucking tits. Tara is a school teacher who just so happens to be completely obsessed with cock. This is one fine looking 39 year old. We stuck it to her good, she kept screaming for more and we banged harder. I think we'll have her back for another round.

September 19, 2008

I wanted to go to the beach this day, but we never made it. Instead we met 43 year old Tricia, in the underground parking lot. The dumb broad had locked her keys in her car, and didn’t have a phone. Of course, Tommy knew what to do. He offered his phone, which was in his apartment. The catch? Tricia didn’t have the 90 dollars needed to get the keys out...we did. She didn’t seem too thrilled that she had to work for it though!

September 16, 2008

Tommy and I decided to head out on a search for another MILF. Not long after the search began, it ended with Jules, a 41 year old blonde. She was out shopping and wanted nothing to do with us. Married, happily she says, her husband is at work and doesn’t know his wife is out fucking other people. She also has 2 kids who were probably at school. So we get her talked into coming back to Tommy’s place for a drink and it wasn't long before she was begging for cock!

July 3, 2008